Q: You are shopping. Your children are:
A: Quietly and calmly amusing themselves.
B: One is shoe-less, wearing a dirty diaper and sucking on a Matchbox car, the other is trailing behind you, knocking items off the shelves and
whining for a 5-dollar box of cereal.
C: God knows where, but you're following
If you answered:
A: You are of an alien race.
B: You would probably enjoy this book.
C: You need this book.